I like riddles. The sillier the better. Somebody told me this one today at work, and I got tickled.
What's the difference between an elephant and a Zippo?
An elephant is really heavy...
...and a Zippo is a little lighter.
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Today the new hire was finally approved for the office in which I have been subbing. She starts a week from Thursday. That means I have two more days to work there (one this week and one next week), then I don't have anything scheduled till AUGUST! I am really looking forward to a break, but at the same time it's kind of unnerving. But I have already met my minimum hours for the year, and I have completed all my required annual training, so I actually don't have to work at all for the rest of the year...unless, of course, I want a pay check. :)
But I'm just going to be happy about having some uninterrupted time at home to get some projects done. Happy, happy, happy!